Omelet humor:
Daddy usually makes the kids omelets on the weekends. Every now and again, I try and make the omelets so that Daddy can snooze in. The majority of the time (99%), mine end up a little burnt. And when we asked Brock who makes better omelets, he said, "Daddy does. Mommy's always has that black stuff all over them."
Just yesterday, Ella asked me to make her an omelet. "I just love that black stuff on there, Mommy. Could you make me one with extra black stuff?" That I can do!